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this is blue apple website we have blue apples and they are blue.
blueapple. did you know that over 1000 blue apples exist in the world right now? ibet you didn't apples are blue, grapes are yellow, lets be friends im such a nice fellow!!
Despite what most believe, apples are actually blue. They always have been blue, but because of BIG APPLE, they've died every apple red, green or yellow to fit their TWISTED agenda! In reality, all apples are born blue. They can't be any other color, because they like the color blue.
But Sir Appleius Hater II heard about apples, and although in reality he really didn't mind them that much, he had to live up to his EVIL namesake!!! So, he had a devilish urge to HURT apples forever, and the best way he thought of to do so, was to make it so that the Appledog, native to Apple forests, would never be able to eat an apple ever again. But how could he do such a thing? Well, the Appledog is naturally colorblind to blue, but instead of just being colorblind to it, they're instead colorSCARED of it! And so their brains protect them from the color blue by blocking anything that's blue from being seen. You may think this would cause mass death if any blue predators found out about this, but there are no blue predators. Not anywhere in the world, and especially not in the Apple forests. So, Sir Appleius Hater II used his WICKED techniques to modify the Apple genome to make every apple RED, YELLOW or GREEN!!!
The Appledog lost their food source, and so they had to change their name to the Orangedog and move to the Orange forests, the only known places on earth where oranges grow on trees.
So, now every apple is red instead of blue. And to fix this you need to find this magical last blue apple. Because if you DONT... then every apple will NOT be blue! And that would be really bad since the Appledogs are craving apples again because it's apple season, but they're orangedogs now and cant eat apples and so they're hungry!!! and they can't eat... APPLES!!! so help them. by finding the blue apple. so that the appledogs can live.